NAMES & FACES (washingtonpost.com)

NAMES & FACES (washingtonpost.com): "'Maybe you should work on your issues of impulsiveness or something.'

-- Laura Bush, revealing to CBS's 'Early Show' Wednesday morning the advice she gave to daughter Jenna, 22, who was caught on the campaign trail sticking out her tongue at the media."

The Onion | CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog

The Onion | CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog: "In the interest of national security, President Bush has been asked to stop posting entries on his three-month-old personal web log"

Beatnik

Beatnik: "Here is the source for a program that simply prints 'Hi' to the screen.

Baa, badassed areas!
Jarheads' arses
queasy nude adverbs!
Dare address abase adder? *bares baser dadas* HA!
Equalize, add bezique, bra emblaze.
He (quezal), aeons liable. Label lilac 'bulla,' ocean sauce!
Ends, addends,
duodena sounded amends."

A softer world.

Sometimes I think dent resistant side panels on a car are a waste of money, but then I remember that ladies be always throwing themselves at my car, and titties can wreak havoc on a paint job.


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